#SILLY STUFF

[shadow-wasser]

#(ignoring for now the possibility of sperm with above or below 23 chromosomes) a man can produce 2^23 different sperm#(that's 8388608 (8 million 338 thousand etc) 23-chromosome sperm)#average sperm count is 15mil per 1ml of semen (200mil sperm per ml of semen is also within a normal range)#an average ejaculation is between 2 and 6 ml#barring the possibility of nurture (of nature/nurture) accounting for variation in character#(in other words: their characters are entirely determined by their chromosomes)#even on the low end of semen volume (2ml) with low-average sperm count (15mil/ml) that's 30mil sperm#it is nearly inevitable that each load would contain (at least) one of each of those two characters#continuity of character explained

Did you know about the scandinavian cg animated comedy about talking sperm? because you do now

[spotofmummery]

Good Elf

While road tripping this year, I kept running across highway signs that said:

Instantly, Amon responded thus:

Slipper Amon for reference. Should have never let him drive.

[spider-artdump]

[grezzirossi]

These 4 again

[mountainshroom]

Dumb zukka content for my heart

[sleepycrawlies]

old but very silly sketches of wawa and reigen <3

[inittosinit]

They shmoovin

[thebxghag]

There's a little au that lives in my brain where Ursa took the kids after Azulon's death and fled to Ba Sing Se where Ozai couldn't reach her. She was surprised and terrified to find that Iroh was still there, blending into the crowd too. Except it turns out he didn't want to go back either.

So they all went and lived together in his tea shop and nothing overly dramatic happened -- until it did. :DD

[daintyprinc3ess444]

[graysans-art]

ever hear of frisk undertale

yeah me neither

——-

UPDATE: they made a second frisk undertale??? what happened to the last one?? :(

[goldsnek]

Them in fancy clothes or something Idk

[24hrsoda]

now i’m thinking of a silly AU of my League!Bruce AU:

Bruce got benched from going on missions for a loooong time because THREE different times he went out on a mission and came back with a child.

Ra’s is just…confused. Stressed. At his wits end. The two LONG lectures he gave Bruce about them not recruiting children in to the League of Assassins apparently didn’t stick and now there’s yet another child trailing after Bruce.

“And are YOU going to feed them, train them, look after them, take care of them?”

“Yes, of course.”

And Ra’s just puts his head in his hands and tries not to scream. Of course he can’t ask Bruce a rhetorical question, Bruce is a smartass and a dumbass. Bruce is one of his best and most effective Shadows but he’s too soft and now he’s gotten children involved and Ra’s doesn’t want or need child ninjas in his league but here Bruce is, insisting they have no one else to care for them and he will look after them and train them and teach them everything he knows.

And when David Cain leaves his daughter behind, Ra’s just slides the baby over in Bruce’s direction and is like “you know what, why don’t you take this one too”.

Talia is delighted though. It’s like she won the lottery. Her man gives her children instead of the other way around. She didn’t have to go through the painstaking task of carrying a child!

[cozmic-wyatt]

Sebastian, Sebastian, Sebastian, and Sebastian.

Made these on roblox btw

[spider-artdump]

@snugglesquiggle

[ishizylonnn]

Fillmore posting because there is a disturbing lack of him on this app